Saturday, September 20, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
JANA and HER ? EXPERIENCE
CANNON BEACH - OREGON
We had a blast at this Oregon Beach...
Packing Mikes Shoes... very minimal.
Luckily Jana's 3 Day Shoe Needs...
Fit in ONE Suitcase!
WE GOT TO GO FLY A KITE...
Vacations were many...
We Love Hanging Around Our Forever Friends...
MIKE & KIM SPAULDING
In fact Kim is our personal travel agent...
Her MOTTO... "I need something to look
Forward to on my calender."
Kim found the "SEAGULL MOTEL"...
In fact Kim is our personal travel agent...
Her MOTTO... "I need something to look
Forward to on my calender."
Kim found the "SEAGULL MOTEL"...
Last cottage that was available this weekend...
Sunday, May 25, 2008
FIVE FINGER PRAYER...
1. Your thumb is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a 'sweet duty.'2 The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers.
3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God's guidance.
4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You cannot pray too much for them.
5. And lastly comes our little finger - the smallest finger of all which is where we should place ourselves in relation to God and others. As the Bible says, 'The least shall be the greatest among you.' Your pinkie should remind you to pray for yourself.
By the time you have prayed for the other four groups, your own needs will be put into proper perspective and you will be able to pray for yourself more effectively.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
A Little Humor - thanks cousin...
How To Give A Cat A Pill
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10 . Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on to neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15 . Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How To Give A Dog A Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air
Monday, April 21, 2008
JANA & BOONE HALL PLANTATION
The Slave quarters for the skilled, about six of these brick "HOMES" were home to up several families... The bricks were made on the property 'out back'...
...Cont from Charlestoon, SC
Sunday, March 16, 2008
First Couple Weeks in SC...
Driving from the quaint town of Mt. Pleasant population about 400,000 to North Charleston about 20 minutes seems nice int the afternoon...
Then its off to work at the well hidden company VOUGHT right next to the airport but entrance hidden on the far side...
This is where the build a portion of the 787 body (aft sections)...
This is the East beach on "Isle of Palms", a very wealthy area to retire...
Opposite side of the Island, about 2000 feet away is the Marina...
Then on the way to see down town Charleston SC I got to stop off at Patriot point and the city's newest bridge which is brand new... wow its got a huge walking path and view that is fantastic...
NEXT POSTING...
Sunday, February 10, 2008
WHEAT HEART NIGHT
My friend, Linn, is the only one on the ward food preparedness committee. She was trying to pull together a learn to use wheat night for a ward activity. With so much to prepare I volunteered to help her. What an education in berries, cracked, flour, germ, etc, I got in just one week! Linn had me call the ladies in the ward & had them make up some recipes & then we proceeded to make up all the recipes that didn't get handed out. WOW! What an endeaver this was, since Linn was expecting about 50-65 people to attend, we doubled our recipes. Needless to say only 37 people showed up.
No Bake Health Cookies
(sound tasty...eh?)
Wheat Berry Salads...Yumm!
Cracked Wheat Sausage
Oh...and by the way...wheat is a fiber- so Linn advised the attendees to only take small samples of the 50 some dishes on the tasters' table. As you can see by my left overs that
Dad & I are very regular now.
Filthy Monitor so I thought...
Went into my Email and was trying to get some short thoughts off to the friends, came back and found my computer screen dirty, This program helped out great...
http://www.linein.org/media/screenclean.swf
Maybe it'll work on yours...
http://www.linein.org/media/screenclean.swf
Maybe it'll work on yours...
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Holiday Visit
Monday, January 28, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO BLOG
This really isn't as hard as I imagined. Finally figured out who to call, what to ask, & then patiently wait to receive. Thanks Nicole!
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